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How to Live Forever


In which Hank confronts the fact that he is getting older and, instead of accepting it, talks about ten different ways that people are proposing to extend life, possibly indefinitely. Because immortality and eternal youth are so much more appealing than reality, which is that we all get old and DIE!!!

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25 Comments

  1. xXclaymatorXx

    @HEADSH0TSCOTT
    implying (aka: stating fact) that nerdfighters are virgins?
    yeah i guess i was pretty serious.

  2. Carleylyn

    YOU’RE STILL YOUNG!

  3. xxSharpSide

    @Kombatkill The Elixir of Life. :) I thought he was a better nerdfighter than that, Harry Potter should have been the first thing on his mind!

  4. sarahisavampire

    I would guess that the reason that they aren’t putting telomerase in VitaminWater is because it is also found in high quantities in cells that are cancerous. Cancer cells are basically cells that reproduce uncontrollably. Telomerase might cause cellular bodies that it is introduced to in high amounts to become cancerous or reproduce without end. I don’t know much about them as I’m not a scientist, but that’s what I’ve seen about them lately.

  5. PandaFerret

    Nappers live consistantly longer and it also decreases the insidents of heart desease by 30 percent.

  6. blythe025

    I’m turning 30 this year, and I’m a little unsettled by the level of adulthood that that is supposed to entail. So, I’m looking forward to improved chances of immortality myself.

  7. mizzpicklezz

    did i see a tear…

  8. Glinda4evr

    Haha! @0:28

  9. GetYourGrammarRight

    Why does this guy talk so fast, and it’s funny to count how many times he has put his glasses higher on his nose.

  10. iggle07

    CYBERMEN!!!!! if you’re into Doctor Who…

  11. mat2th

    yough is a state of spyrit!

  12. bobish14

    you guys have 666 videos just so you know. kinda funny.

  13. JonTheHolyDude

    0:27
    I CAN HAZ IT?

  14. Spetsop

    Path 1) If you cure everything, natural aging process still happens
    2) The faster you go the slower the time passes for you… relative to other ppl
    3) What’s the point of freezing yourself if you can’t do anything while frozen :P
    4) Just weird lol
    5) Also weird lol
    6) AWESOME!
    7) Genetic disorders in offspirng are more likely for older parents 8) Good point, will allow cell to divide forever… kinda like cancer cells :/
    9) FUTURAMA :D
    10) Immortality in the eyes of others… also cool :D

  15. VFuTW

    You did 8 twice lawl

  16. PS3SilentScope

    @xxSharpSide lol i wouldnt have said that if it were me for a fear of being nerdy…

  17. Psoewish

    You forgot being bitten by a vampire, which would make you badass on top of being immortal.

  18. Psoewish

    Unless you sparkle, then you stop being badass of course.

  19. xxSharpSide

    @PS3SilentScope You should never fear being nerdy. There is no way you can possibly deny it, so why try? Embrace it, let your nerd show!

  20. JagSmakarSkit

    I laughed so hard my coccyx hurts..

  21. JagSmakarSkit

    You should read the book “3001″ it is AWEEESOOOMMME

  22. Crapckyship

    Haha Look in the top “666 videos” uuuuuhhhhh

  23. kitzlaihel

    you don’t look 30 you look about 23 or something

  24. JNdigital

    This shall happen at some points

  25. snaliger

    I don’t believe that thing about machines creating machines that are smarter than them.

    Machines aren’t smart. Machines are good because they can follow instructions. They can’t create instructions for other machines.

    Machines are the perfect dummy.