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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election


Our morning show’s political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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25 Comments

  1. Machine7ucknHead

    toh bo

  2. hello43231

    REAL AND STRAIGHT!

  3. BustorBoom

    Boom or Bust ?

  4. Boxcutter7

    The Onion is real.

  5. natemorey

    lmao i loved this!

  6. dustylefou

    @xA1eXo Yes, Americans don’t care. After being stationed in Japan for several years, I’ve also found that the majority of Japanese have an indifferent attitude toward politics as well. The only people that care are the people who are affected or want to look like they’re trying to stand for something in front of others.

  7. dustylefou

    “Blaming others for being uninformed is a great way of seeming informed yourself!” So true.

  8. dustylefou

    @ToxicOdiousOne I like Big Macs because they taste f*cking good!

  9. ToxicOdiousOne

    Would you like to register to vote? No, I want to be left alone. I don’t want to be harassed by jury duty.

  10. ToxicOdiousOne

    To hellwith government. I prefer the anarchy of individualism and the right to be left alone. I care not for the opinions or judgements of others. You can’t legislate my attitudes or my morality.

  11. ToxicOdiousOne

    @dustylefou I stand against government. All they do is harass me. Leave me alone.

  12. MultiPropagandaPanda

    lol women can vote, animals cant vote, uuuh iam very sad :(

  13. rexicallz

    @ToxicOdiousOne OMG really? if you don’t vote you don’t need to be put in jury duty?

  14. ToxicOdiousOne

    That’s how they get you from voter register database. That’s how they wasted half a day. I think I got $9.00 for that. They said vecause they got me once that now every three years they would ask me for service? I shall move before that date occurs.

  15. Liekpew

    @DavyDave613 crap i down voted you by mistake :(

  16. shuwukong

    Women can vote too! Animals cannot vote, shit, animals should have their rights

  17. A1CFree

    Lmfao, phone fake out haahhaha

  18. thegame2187

    hahahahaha

  19. Fastball2000

    Hilarious, i love the Onion!!

  20. ElveeKaye

    Barack Obama: The Black One
    John McCain: The Old One

    XD

  21. borskyviolin

    When we come back, 3-time Grammy award winner, Shenandrana!

  22. Manofaction0

    I love those non opinions, especially the first and last ones.

  23. TheUsername1029

    i love how the caption at 1:51 tells you how to pronounce obama’s name and that he’s the ‘black one’

  24. tcampbellla

    @southsydney They already have two parties like that: The Democrats and Republicans!